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Artist:Rodney Carrington
Album:Miscellaneous
Track:A Beer Is Better Than A Woman
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:333
 
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Lyrics:A beer is much better than a woman, Ill tell you why im right
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
A beer will go down easy, a beer is allways wet
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!

A beer wont fake a headache, a beer wont tell me stop
A beer will not get angry when try to take off its top
A beer wont call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it the can

I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You dont have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer wont get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I wont pay allemony if I decide to dump my beer

I still drink beer, Ill never quit
When a beer is getting pissed itll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold, hell I dont mind
A fridged beer is the best kind

I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right youll allways get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

Now give me another beer baby and shut up!
 
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